http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=the-boris-mutation-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour British public warned of existence of a new, more virulent strain of Boris Johnson. Women warned to stay at home as new slicker, less buffoonish Boris mutation poses greater threat of impregnation. Boris Johnson deniers dismiss new variant as 'scare tactic', claim original is actually shaved ape. Wed, 03 Mar 2021 06:18:36 UTC en